Comments for Epic Banality http://epicbanality.com Trite, vapid, stale, unimaginative and lacking in originality. Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:23:42 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 Comment on Nine to Five by numberless http://epicbanality.com/2009/01/14/nine-to-five/#comment-1480 numberless Thu, 15 Jan 2009 06:48:25 +0000 http://epicbanality.com/2009/01/14/nine-to-five/#comment-1480 Oh, those were all WAY funnier, but I thought this one was "corporate." And "did his check clear" is only funny to those who did NOT have to deal with Fast Eddie's support questions. Oh, those were all WAY funnier, but I thought this one was “corporate.” And “did his check clear” is only funny to those who did NOT have to deal with Fast Eddie’s support questions.

]]> Comment on Nine to Five by Frodo http://epicbanality.com/2009/01/14/nine-to-five/#comment-1476 Frodo Thu, 15 Jan 2009 03:22:45 +0000 http://epicbanality.com/2009/01/14/nine-to-five/#comment-1476 I don't know if my favorite anecdote is "please don't call our customers cocksuckers", "fix the Internet" or "did his check clear". Every one of them makes me laugh. I don’t know if my favorite anecdote is “please don’t call our customers cocksuckers”, “fix the Internet” or “did his check clear”. Every one of them makes me laugh.

]]> Comment on Occasionally, my head just explodes. by Frodo http://epicbanality.com/2008/12/30/occasionally-my-head-just-explodes/#comment-1161 Frodo Wed, 31 Dec 2008 05:04:08 +0000 http://epicbanality.com/2008/12/30/occasionally-my-head-just-explodes/#comment-1161 This was as awesome as a Maddox post. This was as awesome as a Maddox post.

]]> Comment on Choosing my Confessions by kyrin http://epicbanality.com/2008/07/20/choosing-my-confessions/#comment-286 kyrin Sun, 30 Nov 2008 06:36:15 +0000 http://epicbanality.com/2008/07/20/choosing-my-confessions/#comment-286 I like you. And I liked reading this. I like you.

And I liked reading this.

]]> Comment on Which half counts? by Frodo http://epicbanality.com/2008/11/05/which-half-counts/#comment-128 Frodo Wed, 05 Nov 2008 20:20:13 +0000 http://epicbanality.com/2008/11/05/which-half-counts/#comment-128 That's the real irony. The real racists are the ones who insist that everyone with a particular skin tone should be this monolithic people who all think the same things, vote the same way and have the same mannerisms. You know, the people who would slam Tiger Woods and Bill Cosby for not being "black enough"? If racism it's alive, it's because of yahoos like that. That’s the real irony. The real racists are the ones who insist that everyone with a particular skin tone should be this monolithic people who all think the same things, vote the same way and have the same mannerisms. You know, the people who would slam Tiger Woods and Bill Cosby for not being “black enough”? If racism it’s alive, it’s because of yahoos like that.

]]> Comment on Preseason: Me 1, K.L. 0 by K.L. http://epicbanality.com/2008/08/30/preseason-me-1-kl-0/#comment-61 K.L. Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:48:22 +0000 http://epicbanality.com/2008/08/30/preseason-me-1-kl-0/#comment-61 You forgot to mention how you engaged in cannibalism the night before by consuming what you thought to be the most delicious dish at the Malaysian restaurant: peppered cod. My lady. =) You forgot to mention how you engaged in cannibalism the night before by consuming what you thought to be the most delicious dish at the Malaysian restaurant: peppered cod. My lady. =)

]]> Comment on Vegan Cat Food by Frodo http://epicbanality.com/2008/08/30/vegan-cat-food/#comment-55 Frodo Sun, 31 Aug 2008 17:56:06 +0000 http://epicbanality.com/2008/08/30/vegan-cat-food/#comment-55 Vegan dog food brings up the same conundrum. Do the "animal lovers" praise it for not killing animals or condemn it for not meeting a dog's omnivorous needs? The internal inconsistency is astounding. Vegan dog food brings up the same conundrum. Do the “animal lovers” praise it for not killing animals or condemn it for not meeting a dog’s omnivorous needs? The internal inconsistency is astounding.

]]> Comment on Stereotype City by Frodo http://epicbanality.com/2008/08/29/stereotype-city/#comment-54 Frodo Sat, 30 Aug 2008 14:55:47 +0000 http://epicbanality.com/2008/08/29/stereotype-city/#comment-54 No, I'm bought into the whole coconut curry thing. Once I tasted chocolate with chili pepper, I knew that relegating it to Hershey bars was a woefully inadequate use of cacao. No, I’m bought into the whole coconut curry thing. Once I tasted chocolate with chili pepper, I knew that relegating it to Hershey bars was a woefully inadequate use of cacao.

]]> Comment on In America, Fascism Has Bad Hair by Frodo http://epicbanality.com/2008/08/15/in-america-fascism-has-bad-hair/#comment-31 Frodo Sat, 16 Aug 2008 15:38:18 +0000 http://epicbanality.com/?p=25#comment-31 As I watched it, I felt ill thinking that there are people who didn't understand that it is, indeed, a joke. As I watched it, I felt ill thinking that there are people who didn’t understand that it is, indeed, a joke.

]]> Comment on The Dangers of Tangents by K.L. http://epicbanality.com/2008/07/29/the-dangers-of-tangents/#comment-29 K.L. Thu, 31 Jul 2008 18:44:30 +0000 http://epicbanality.com/?p=20#comment-29 Aside from acknowledging this insightful blog entry, I'd just like to add that someone has incredible tracking skills of the uses of and references to their prior work. And for the record, I think locale is also a factor in influencing neighbors to think homogenously - per the pack leader(s). That's my elementary, yet neutral, contribution to the expanse discussion. Regardless, I'm always right, so take all of my statements as fact, people. Aside from acknowledging this insightful blog entry, I’d just like to add that someone has incredible tracking skills of the uses of and references to their prior work. And for the record, I think locale is also a factor in influencing neighbors to think homogenously - per the pack leader(s). That’s my elementary, yet neutral, contribution to the expanse discussion. Regardless, I’m always right, so take all of my statements as fact, people.

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