Epic Banality

Do I suck, or what? I’m barely hitting an entry a month! The trouble is, I’ve been writing more code than English lately. I think I’m going to make an effort to write more of the little things as they come about. So, between now and my next rant or coding tips (which I might post later today) here’s a tidbit.

Right around 1:15pm every day, K.L. calls me on her break and we have what we’ve come to refer to as conversations covering “crucial” topics. Sometimes it’s as simple as how the work day is going or whether one of us is experience stomach bubbles (referred to now as “boob-lays”). Other times, I get gems like this which I typed as best I could as she was saying it (though it’s not a perfect quote):

I get that the eyes on the owl at Hooters are supposed to be jugs, but what’s with those colors? It’s just not appetizing. The thought of having orange outside the jugs and then the middle beige, it really isn’t appetizing. I don’t know how anyone could look at that owl and be like, “Ooooo… Hooters!” Maybe I should paint my jugs like that. And then you’ll see in real life that that color just isn’t enticing.

As if I needed solid proof that bright orange “jugs” weren’t my cup of tea. Although, I admit, they’d be better than no jugs at all!